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The Carbonwater Show ep.5 The Carbonwater Show ep.5

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not good or bad

I see nothing funny in this series whatsoever. I'm the type that needs some actual jokes to get a laugh out of me. Random jokes just don't get in for me for humor. The art was alright, but the animation was lazy. Sure, you like to flaunt how "great" your lip syncing is, but that's the best you can say about the animation. It's acceptable, but lazy. In an animator's view point it's not great.

In conclusion, art is alright, animation is lazy throughout most of the movie, humor is HORRIBLE. Please make scenes less boring with more animation. The whole movie is pretty much just pictures with moving mouthes. Lip syncing at the end was ok, but your voice acting leaves a serious echo sound like you're in an empty room. get rid of that and it will be nice.

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Carbonwater responds:

Well I did record in a big empty room.

Make my room smaller for me.

Phoenix Wrong Unjustified Phoenix Wrong Unjustified

Rated 2 / 5 stars

great... just what newgrounds needs

another phoenix wrong flash movie...

steal sprites
steal music and sounds
random scenes that aren't funny
almost no effort

im sorry, but this is really shitty, "zack". i cant even describe it. nothing was original here. just a dumb way to get on the frontpage with no skill.

ChaoticTrashCan responds:

Fuck originality, this is as original as a sidewalk, but does it really matter? Originality is a ghost town, and if 9 out of ten people get a chuckle out of this, that's good enough for me.

Thanks for sharing your honest opinion.

Facebook Reality Facebook Reality

Rated 3 / 5 stars

when you were voice acting

you couldn't pronounce any of the r's

The Transformer The Transformer

Rated 3 / 5 stars


the art was alright, but that's all it had going for it. I didn't find it funny or anything, but the animation and art was alright. i see where it's supposed to be funny, but I'm not laughing. the only reason people think this is comedic gold is because you've made it. the creator of other flash movies with dumb humor and great art.

i'm only giving this a 6 for the art and animation.

Logo Animation Logo Animation

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it's ok

Just the drops of ink don't fit well with the masking. The flow doesn't work at all.

CptBeefcake responds:

Yeah, they were supposed to but the masks are so simple they don't even look like rising water. I agree it would have looked better if the water had run down into the section with the word amateur in it.

Sprite-A-Rant Sprite-A-Rant

Rated 3 / 5 stars


You could stop being a whiney bitch about awards. Jonbro, the awards don't count for anything except for the fact that it's an ego boost. If there were no "awards" no one would complain about the position flash movies would be getting. Yes, there are movies that deserve and don't deserve a certain score or award, but that isn't the creators fault. It's the voters.

Jonbro, I'm surprised you'd be whining seeing as how many awards you've gotten. This movie is full of assumptions. Maybe they do this for fun, not for awards. But assholes like you have to make newgrounds one big competition. People should submit flash for people to like not to win pointless awards. BTW, sprites already have a bad name. Just like people that are afraid to make something other than a madness movie.

(Cough) littleluckylink (Cough)

ANYWAYS, animation was alright and the sound was alright. I didn't really agree with you, but I see what you mean. Anger is a rock cast into a nest of bees.

JonBro responds:

I don't consider myself whiny about this because I've never even had an award stolen from me by Sprite-a-Day. I feel sympathetic about those who do happen to be in that situation.

T E T R I S ' D T E T R I S ' D

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This was alright.

The stickman dodged the blocks in only a couple ways. The only ones I remember are a backflip and a jump off another block. Couldn't you add some more ways? The music was good and the way the blocks fell with it was good too. The art was nothing fancy I supposed since it was, well, Tetris blocks, but it worked. The impact after every robot hit was cool and so was the way some blocks fell as he hit it.

The ending seemed a little rushed. Other than that it was pretty good, but I wasn't wowed by anything because I've already saw everything done before.

Makeshift's Newgrounds Makeshift's Newgrounds

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's alright...

You didn't really bring anything new to the table. You really overused that hand pressing down on the table transition. There weren't any animations really. Just pictures that bounced and glowed. Your hands were a bit boring too, they didn't do anything exciting. The voice clips overlapped at some points too.

However, you did bring up your favorite albums with the added music and I don't remember seeing that in one of the other "My Newground" flashes. I didn't quit the flash early because I was interested in what you had to say. That's a plus I suppose.

Makeshift responds:

Well thanks for the criticism, I need it.
I'm also thinking of making something else like this, but talk about what newgrounds is. Like everything about it basically...
I'll try working harder on that. And I'll try not to use the same transitions so much next time.

Thanks :)